Nothing says “welcome back to our regularly scheduled programming” like a heady meta rumination on death, theater, and Shakespeare’s Hamlet. We’re kicking off Season 15 with Tom Stoppard’s brilliantly witty Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead (1990). What is death? What if it’s awesome? How good is Ricard Dreyfus in this? How insufferably long is Kenneth Branagh’s Hamlet? Why is America so backwards on bidets? What’s the proper lady bits emoji? Questions abound as Ryan kicks off a whole season of meta movies, this week on Ex Rated Movies!