For the penultimate episode of our season of bad gay movies, Matt opted to take the silly/stupid route and chose the 80’s slasher homage, Frat House Massacre (2008). And while the movie contains plenty of shirtless fratheads paddling each other’s bare bottoms, Ryan remains unconvinced that the movie actually qualifies as gay. We’re pledging Delta Ipselon Elpha this week as we lament the movie’s joylessness, become enamored with a door, and dream up some dating app profiles for the democratic presidential candidates, this week on Ex Rated Movies!