Episode 118 The Velocity of Gary
Velocity equals speed. Therefore, the title of this week’s movie, The Velocity of Gary (1998), implies that Gary goes a certain speed. How fast does Gary go? Where is Gary going? Or perhaps most importantly, why is Gary the title character? This star-studded, lackluster fiasco answers none of these questions as it slowly carves out a gaping hour-and-forty-minute-long donut hole in our lives. Join us as we analyze Vincent D’Onofrio’s kissing technique, provide some questionable shading for Salma Hayek’s character, and mock Matt’s back stock of replaceable bidet tubes, this week on Ex Rated Movies!