Revisiting childhood favorites can be a delightful stroll down memory lane. Or, as in the case of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze (1991), it can be a squirm-inducing slog down embarrassment avenue. Insipid dialogue, inexplicable characters, and a feeble anticlimax all add up to a less-than-radical movie-watching experience, dude. Join us as we discuss Ryan’s garden party molestation, Matt’s mop infatuation, and the enduring relevance of pizza this week on Ex Rated Movies!