Wouldn’t it be ironic if an ostentatious billionaire who made his fortune pressuring people into buying things they couldn’t afford suddenly couldn’t afford the mortgage he took out on his 90,000 square foot dream home because of the 2008 subprime mortgage crisis? Well, that’s exactly what happens in Lauren Greenfield’s rich slice-of-life documentary, The Queen of Versailles (2012). Ryan gets a lap dance, Matt becomes a teacher, and we both speculate on chad perforation machine sabotage this week on Ex Rated Movies!