This week, we managed to talk for over an hour about the all-beef-platter of a movie, Commando (1985) and somehow didn’t crack a single joke about underwearlessness.
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This movie stars a hulking Arnold Schwarzenegger whole-assing his way through a series of gun fights and property explosions that somehow add up to the second gayest movie of all time. High altitude bogs, linguini arms, and dropped pins forgotten this week on Ex Rated Movies!